Hefzi

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Hefzi is a cute girl. She has big brown puppy eyes. Very pretty also very short. She has nice facial features. Hefzi is caring, shy, and goofy at times. Hefzi is perfect.

Who's that back there?

Oh you mean, Hefzi? The girl with the pretty eyes?

Hefzi by unidentified peppers&cream July 21, 2023

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hefin

Dating 3 or more women at a time

Hef is always hefin it

hefin by assassinplayboy May 26, 2010

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Hefziba

Loving Sweet Girl who loves to laugh and smile, she don't give a crap because she's a strong person, when your down she'll know how to make you smile. Hefziba your an awesome person and keep your loved ones smiling.

I Love Hefziba she makes me smile

Hefziba by lkhj September 3, 2011

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henzin

Jumping headfirst directly into a hobby you have previously no experience in whatsoever, all while pretending that you've had years of experience in it.

To become overly enthused about a particular type of hobby, by using topic-specific web forums to bolster your knowledge of the topic at an accelerated pace.

"hey bro, me and my buddy went to the shooting range yesterday...I'm henzin now. Ordering a Barrett .50 cal tomorrow bro"

"Dude bro, I got this badass German Shepherd the other day. I'm already totally henzin on dogs. I'm preparing raw food gourmet meals for her, and I'm going to start breeding and professionally training Shepherds for law enforcement / military work next week.

henzin by krevo81 March 2, 2010

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Hepzibah middle

Worst fucking school yo go to and u cant be on your phones with out permission wack ass rebels can sucknmy dick mr neal aka Paul haymen no hairline having ass bitch

Hepzibah middle sucks

Hepzibah middle by Ubi jdjdhdhdhd September 16, 2019

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hepzi

Hepzi is a very beautiful girl who is amazing to talk to, she has the vest personality and has a great voice. She is the best girl you will ever meet so keep her.

Hepzi is beautiful and never fails to make you smile

hepzi by Hellohepzi March 3, 2021

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Michael Heflin

An absolute sped.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.

Michael - "Doodle you fat bitch I hit more bills then you"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"

Michael Heflin by FatDoodlePuff May 8, 2019

Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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