Hezzie's are powerful sex machines that consistently perform well and never let you down. Not a very original bunch, they stick to what they are good at, Sex, Coffee and Dota, Somtimes at the same time, its known as the Hezzie-3-way and 70% of the time leaves one of the participating members comatose. in 2013 a Hezzie was the first human to break the sound barrier during sexual intercourse, it was a great day for humanity.
Woman: Doctor, Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: I think its a hezzie...
Woman: OMG! How do you know for sure?
Doctor: Its got the largest penis I have ever seen on a baby! Only a Hezzie would have a 7 inch dick at birth!
Woman: Thats amazing! quick call my husband, tell him we have a Hezzie in the family!
Doctor: I think its a hezzie...
Woman: OMG! How do you know for sure?
Doctor: Its got the largest penis I have ever seen on a baby! Only a Hezzie would have a 7 inch dick at birth!
Woman: Thats amazing! quick call my husband, tell him we have a Hezzie in the family!
by The_real_Hezzie April 19, 2016
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by Jimmie July 25, 2004
Get the Hezzie mug.The ship name between Legacies' characters Hope Mikaelson and Lizzie Saltzman. Hope is Lizzie's anchor and Lizzie is Hope's anchor.
Yelling in the woods it's also a Hizzie thing.
Yelling in the woods it's also a Hizzie thing.
by hizziewarriorfreya March 31, 2019
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Get the Fo hizzie mug.A man with a HUGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE penis. Beloved by all women but has a special place in his heart for the sistas😘. A man with an incomparable work ethic who will always get the job done. He has his head in the clouds but has the drive to make his dream come true. He’s going big places but will never let himself get too prideful or forget how to be kind to others. His momma raised him better than that. ALSO HE CAN GIVE ANYONE THE SMOKE IN 2k😤😤😤
by Ya mutha December 8, 2020
Get the Hezkiel mug.The ship name between Hope Mikaelson and Lizzie Saltzman. Definitely the most developed ship on the show. They are enemies to lovers, the way Lizzie went from “I wish Hope Mikaelson was never born” to “But I’m glad to have you back”. They’re each others anchor and trust each other more than anyone else. Also Lizzie was the first person to remember Hope! No other ship could ever top them, no matter what.
PERSON 1: “Hizzie is so pure. They were so angsty in season 1 but had the best development ever. Also the way Lizzie was the first to remember Hope!”
PERSON 2: “I know right?! Girlfriends.”
PERSON 2: “I know right?! Girlfriends.”
by LegaciesHizzie July 18, 2020
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