Heapsters - the collective nickname for super fans of Grammy winning artist Imogen Heap. A Heapster can often be identified by their almost constant obsessing over the English songwriters music, lyrics & brilliantly original sense of personal style.
I met a nice boy at a party, but I realized his vague and disillusioned attitude, his close adherence to every current trend, and his refusal to wear a condom were the hallmarks of a herpster.
(Noun) Anyone who is stricken with an infatuation and respect for hemp because of its ecological and economical potential to promote sustainability of life in the future and quell the human induced ecocide that Big Cotton and Big Petroleum are at large for unleashing at the dawn of the modern industrial era.
Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul seem to think that the introduction of hemp into our industries could save the world by ushering out the monopolistic and polluting industries which have been destroying our planet and taking our money for more than 200 years! What a couple of hempsters!