Helpster

Someone who passive aggressively brags about how much they volunteer to various causes.

"Every day Shannon posts on Facebook about some stupid cause." "I know right what a helpster."

by Hornehole February 4, 2010

Heapsters

Heapsters - the collective nickname for super fans of Grammy winning artist Imogen Heap. A Heapster can often be identified by their almost constant obsessing over the English songwriters music, lyrics & brilliantly original sense of personal style.

Heapsters - "Heapsters are just about the coolest fanbase around."

by Original Heapster April 16, 2015

herpster

n. A hipster with herpes.

I met a nice boy at a party, but I realized his vague and disillusioned attitude, his close adherence to every current trend, and his refusal to wear a condom were the hallmarks of a herpster.

by emdub415 November 11, 2007

Hepster

The original word for hipster; a devotee of jazz.

20's slang
v. being hip

Also, hep-cat.

"Hey, did you hear Louis Armstrong's new record?"
"Yeah, cat! He's got the chops!"
"We're such hepsters"

by Popmadon June 29, 2013

Hempster

(Noun) Anyone who is stricken with an infatuation and respect for hemp because of its ecological and economical potential to promote sustainability of life in the future and quell the human induced ecocide that Big Cotton and Big Petroleum are at large for unleashing at the dawn of the modern industrial era.

Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul seem to think that the introduction of hemp into our industries could save the world by ushering out the monopolistic and polluting industries which have been destroying our planet and taking our money for more than 200 years! What a couple of hempsters!

by skatersmurf December 29, 2015

Herpsters

A group of individuals all carrying the same luggage: Herpes.

I logged onto H-ype to make fun of all the Herpsters.

by malkazar January 16, 2010

Hempster

Similar to the stoner stereotype, but different in the way that these people can function at high levels doing such thing like post secondary education while still smoking marijuana on a daily basis.

i dont understand hempsters this guy in my chem clas comes to class every day smelling like marijuana yet scores higher on tests than me

by noodlelegs November 24, 2011