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Hempster

(Noun) Anyone who is stricken with an infatuation and respect for hemp because of its ecological and economical potential to promote sustainability of life in the future and quell the human induced ecocide that Big Cotton and Big Petroleum are at large for unleashing at the dawn of the modern industrial era.
Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul seem to think that the introduction of hemp into our industries could save the world by ushering out the monopolistic and polluting industries which have been destroying our planet and taking our money for more than 200 years! What a couple of hempsters!
by skatersmurf December 29, 2015
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Similar to the stoner stereotype, but different in the way that these people can function at high levels doing such thing like post secondary education while still smoking marijuana on a daily basis.
i dont understand hempsters this guy in my chem clas comes to class every day smelling like marijuana yet scores higher on tests than me
by noodlelegs November 24, 2011
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A person, possibly under the influence, who believes that hemp is the world's grandest and most economical solution for problems ranging from boat construction and clean fuel to depression, appetite loss, and aggressive pets.
Hey, hempster! Lighten up! No, I didn't say "light up". Maybe that's where those nine missing IQ points went.
by Manabozhocoyote March 24, 2021
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Well employed Urban professionals, usually over the age of 40, who are just well-to-do stoners and Pot Head Philosophers.
Lets go down to the Sunset Grill and watch the working Hempsters go by .
by KImCobain March 6, 2017
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Noun- An individual that smoked marijuanna before legalization
Dude, Tom's been bragging about smoking weed since the 90s; what a freaking hempster!
by WWWdot December 5, 2014
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The husband, husband like person, or domestic life partner of a hempstress. A male hemper who is fully educated on the hemp plant, cannabis sativa l.
The hempster thought to bring hemp, cannabis sativa l., back to the Flower City of Rochester NY to the Rochester public market district, along with his hempstress, upon learning that the 2014 NY farm bill allowed for hemp.
by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019
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Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.
"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "
by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021
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