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Heapster

The effeminate, little vegan kid, who works at your local coffee shop, and uses Imogean Heap as a soundtrack to his life.
Yo Terri, there's three blockheads trying to put the horns on my main girl over here at this party, get your flat mate kyle, and haul ass over here.

Sorry dude I'm going have to fly solo, Kyle's a heapster and couldn't even hold his own with a asyrnptomatic post-polio survivor.
by the terrman December 17, 2008
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Heapster

Someone or something that is extremely different and unique. A more extreme version of a hipster.
Omg did you see David the other day? He was so heapster!

I wish I could be a heapster like Perry the Platypus!

Tina wishes she could be a heapster...
by dkimism December 30, 2011
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Heapsters

Heapsters - the collective nickname for super fans of Grammy winning artist Imogen Heap. A Heapster can often be identified by their almost constant obsessing over the English songwriters music, lyrics & brilliantly original sense of personal style.
Heapsters - "Heapsters are just about the coolest fanbase around."
by Original Heapster April 16, 2015
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Headster

Headster is a term used to describe individuals who are hybrids of hipsters and hippis (they're too young to actually be hippis but more accepting main stream cultures).

Music that has a surreal jazz, blues, reggae, funk, classic rock, folk/blue grass influence (or any combination there of) are considered music genres listened to by headsters.

Headers listen to obscure music of yesterday(such as live jam tracks from The Grateful Dead,Led Zeppelin deep tracks, Jethro Tull, Bob Marley, Frank Zappa, the solo work of John Frusciante, the Allman Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel and various other artists who have influenced the hippi culture but whose deeper tracks remained out of view of today's popular music culture and are still too main stream for hipsters.

(MGMT and Sublime are examples of contemporary bands that are too mainstream for hipsters but suit the needs of a headster). Music groups and solo albums that are offshoots of popular bands are also accepted as well.

The term headster is also derived from the relationship the term "head" has with marijuana. Headsters traditionally smoke weed and consume different types of foods that contain THC. Headsters own some form of paraphernalia and have multiple hook ups. Alcohol is also accepted but there is more focus on mind altering substances.

It isn't rare to see a headster drinking tea but it is to see a headster hanging out in a coffee house.
Examples and further explanation (to better explain the differences between Headsters and Hipsters):

Thrift stores are sought out by headsters, since they live bohemian life styles similar to hipsters but actually have a decent sense of fashion. Thrift stores contain articles of clothing that can seem awesome and hip all while being unique.

The clothing headsters wear can range between band shirts to Baja Hoodies (drug rugs)and sweaters that aren't as loud as the traditional hipster sweater. Hemp necklaces, bracelets and beanies are required accessories for a headster, but are not required to be worn at the same time. Vnecks are optional since it is more of a hipster trait.

A headster is typically between the age of 15 and 25. Headsters seek a better version of themselves as well as inner peace. It is not required but 99.67% of the time headsters play an instrument because of the frequent jam sessions that occur when ever two or more headsters are together for more than 20 minutes.

See examples below

"Dude, those headsters down the hall are so baked."

"Dude, did you hear the jam session those headsters had? It was amazing!"

"Dude, did you see those headsters that just got out of the elevator? They all had giant cups of ice cream. They got the mad munchies."

Headster: "Man those hipsters are so condescending."
by Gin of Gin and Tonic October 25, 2011
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herpster

n. A hipster with herpes.
I met a nice boy at a party, but I realized his vague and disillusioned attitude, his close adherence to every current trend, and his refusal to wear a condom were the hallmarks of a herpster.
by emdub415 November 11, 2007
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Hapster

Opposite of hipster. Dresses like a normal person and claims to have done stuff after it was cool and left the pop culture scene.
"Dude, I love Bowling For Soup."
"That band is 20 years old. Where have you been?"

"I'm a hapster man. Leave me alone."
by Thug 9 August 18, 2014
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Hepster

The original word for hipster; a devotee of jazz.

20's slang
v. being hip

Also, hep-cat.
"Hey, did you hear Louis Armstrong's new record?"
"Yeah, cat! He's got the chops!"
"We're such hepsters"
by Popmadon June 29, 2013
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