cera

A crazy awesome, loyal friend. Ceras may seem a bit pushy or headstrong, but anyone who knows them knows that that is just their way of being friends. Ceras are really loyal, and will always be there for you when you need them. They can be trusted to keep your secrets and defend you against your true problems. The best definition of a cera would probably be: tough love. Ceras are very attractive, and are more artsy and spontaneously creative than Sarahs. They also have an irrational fear of getting in trouble.

hey, you know cera?
yeah, she totally is an awesome person, really funny!
Well, she is always there when you really need her. A great and loyal friend.

by Helena Young February 27, 2013

Cera

A totally cool chick. She's just like a Sarah, but minus the proper spelling. She's artsy and original and loves music. A total babe, not that she'd ever admit it. Kind of a hippy, but what do you expect from a girl named after a dinosaur?

Guy 1- Hey, who's that cool, artsy babe over there?

Guy 2- Who Cera? Isn't she hawt? Too bad she can't spell....

by Slick SP February 2, 2010

cera

the female triceratops in the children's movies "The Land Before Time"

"come on cera! we have to save chomper!"

by maroo September 15, 2008

Cera

a smart pretty girl with a great personality smart outgoing can be shy . a great athlete and a great friend and very sexy.

Girl " is that Cera she is so nice"
Guy "she is looking sexy'

by CC FORTNER May 15, 2016

Cera

She's old, cuz she's a dinosaur. She's also anxiety ridden and depressed because the teachers always get her name wrong. She can be fun but that's rare. Also she's a grandma/mom friend.

Wow, Cera, calm down. Wtf Mom

by Tri.c.e.r.a.tops October 15, 2019

cera

ceras usually look like men. they have long mustaches and long hair with sidebangs.

dude, she looks like a cera!

by IAMACOOLKID December 16, 2008

Cera Syndrome

Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.

Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"

Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"

Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."

by franzthegreymonkey August 15, 2010