Herpsters 

A group of individuals all carrying the same luggage: Herpes.

I logged onto H-ype to make fun of all the Herpsters.

Herpsters by malkazar January 16, 2010

Herpsters 

Large groups of hipsters who arrive at an otherwise cool party and ruin it with their "authentic urban style" which was purchased from designer stores with their parents money. Herpsters are like the herpes of parties; once they arrive you can never get rid of them.

"Yeah man, I was at that house party last night"
"How was it?"
"It was great until the herpsters showed up"

Herpsters by chwich May 14, 2010

Heapsters 

Heapsters - the collective nickname for super fans of Grammy winning artist Imogen Heap. A Heapster can often be identified by their almost constant obsessing over the English songwriters music, lyrics & brilliantly original sense of personal style.

Heapsters - "Heapsters are just about the coolest fanbase around."

Heapsters by Original Heapster April 16, 2015

pretension of hipsters 

Like an ostentation of peacocks, a murder of crows, or a parliament of owls, a pretension of hipsters is a simple and elegant term for a grouping of one of the more annoying self-referential and self-satisfied demographics in the history of demographics. Pretensions of hipsters can be found combing through old record stores in search of vinyl, hitting cool overpriced urban thrift stores, hanging for hours at local coffee shops, and, either performing in, or standing in line to listen to, a band of other hipsters with unfortunate facial hair, playing quasi-folky/blue grass inspired, unidentifiable something or other. There will be a banjo player.

Although pretensions of hipsters set up residence in cool and edgy neighborhoods such as Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and San Francisco's Mission District, where they can be spotted unabashedly overstating their cultural significance, they will have most likely arrived, trust funds in tow, during the second or third wave of gentrification, well after the hard-core artists have done the difficult work of staking out a claim in a relatively inexpensive if shady neighborhood, with no coffee shops, just delis and bodegas, with burnt coffee to go.

"Look honey, a pretension of hipsters just arrived in our neighborhood."
"Glad I didn't throw out my stove pipe hat."

pretension of hipsters by AngWS0522 April 30, 2014

aging hipsters 

Kraftwerk-listening, craft beer-drinking poseurs of a certain age. They dress their toddlers in Ramones t-shirts and jam their middle-aged spread into low-rise skinny jeans.

Those aging hipsters were complaining about the noise at last night's hardcore show.

aging hipsters by Mr. Weebitzy December 30, 2011

Hemp of Hipsters 

A group of hipsters. Similar to saying "a pride of lions" or "a murder of crows"

Oh my god, did you see that hemp of hipsters sitting in the Lower Left dining hall blasting Crystal Castles?

Hemp of Hipsters by ryshh12 March 22, 2011

hipstershit 

n. A hipster who is especially pretentious. Typically does not wear makeup, wears clothes that do not match/fit, and listens to extremely obscure music. Derogatory connotation.

Damn, that girl's such a hipstershit; she listens to bands that don't even exist yet!

hipstershit by Kristina L. April 22, 2008