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One who refuses to consume the heel (first and last slices) of a loaf of bread. This is due to the ignorant idea that the heel of the bread is inedible and is bereft of good taste.
Jimmy: Sally, do we have another loaf of bread?
Sally: Why?
Jimmy: Cause I just finished the last loaf.
Sally: No you didn't. There's the first and last pieces left.
Jimmy: Oh, I don't like those.
Sally: You heelist!
Heelist by Bread Equality October 29, 2011
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hoelistic 

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.
Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards
hoelistic by Hoelistic July 29, 2014

hellistic vocalist 

A scary ass, made up type of noise-music first appearing on the "X Factor" by a crazy chick that roared and shrieked.
Ariel: "I'm a hellistic vocalist. You're stupid!"
hellistic vocalist by TruthTells December 26, 2011

Helistic 

When something is absolutely crazy.
Also a name for a song by sks2002.
That new prodigy track was absolutely Helistic.
Helistic by sks2002 May 28, 2018

heelishways 

a idiot person who is not very good at wording things, if you find this on Instagram you will know it is heelishways or hoi.
Heelishways does not know what a chicken is.

Heelaist 

Heelaist- when one is disrespectful and rude towards the worshiping of Heelaism.
“What do you mean everyone who worships Heelaism is stupid and worshipping a fake belief that we made up? That’s just Heelaist.

Hoelister 

A girl who only shops at Hollister and has all their clothes from there and is snobby, and a slut.

Me- wow shes a bitch, she likes to rub it in our face she shops at hoelister

friend- i know shes so stupid and shes such a bitch nobody will tell her she bleed through her 79$ jeans
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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