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Hellistic

The meaning of hell worshippers who love to engage with demonic wellbeing and blood rituals
YVNGERROR was so hellistic at his show last night
by Yvngerror August 25, 2022
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Hellistic

Hellistic is a word for when you question your beliefs, question everything and life and wonder whether or not you choosed the right path. Hellistic is also a future voxel game and a novel created by Alternate Tales using Inkitt (the novel) and RPG In A Box (a game engine)
"you're such a hellistic" "hellistics are a disgrace of human race" "im starting to become a hellistic"
by SoyoSoro December 5, 2022
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hellistic vocalist

A scary ass, made up type of noise-music first appearing on the "X Factor" by a crazy chick that roared and shrieked.
by TruthTells December 26, 2011
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Holistic Steamroller

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
by Belch Queen March 4, 2019
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holistic fuck

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.
Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021
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Helliptical

A powered piece of workout equipment that has been converted into a sex machine.
Wow, you really need to make sure that you stretch before riding that ruthless helliptical.
by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020
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hoelistic

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.
Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards
by Hoelistic July 29, 2014
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