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bitch-hesitation 

Synonymous to pussying out on a guaranteed awesome opportunity.
I broke up with my boyfriend so Edgar would ask me out, but that nigga experiencing some bitch-hesitation.

No Hesitation 

1: To not wait

2: the name of a very attractive band with a lot of good looking people in it
1: I would so like to go get frozen yogurt, no hesitation.
2: Did you see No Hesitation perform at the Talent Show? They were awesome.
3: I still want frozen yogurt. Or we could go go-carting, no hesitation.
4: Kinslee wanted us to get frozen yogurt, but we played Lazer Tag instead. The green team won. No Hesitation.

The MacGinnis Hesitation 

The fleeting--yet confused--pause experienced by one's fingertips and mind when one is presented with even one's most heavily-used user/password login screens.
After exhibiting the MacGinnis Hesitation, the subject commenced to provide her accurate login credentials.
The MacGinnis Hesitation by MacBerk September 23, 2009

Seat Cushion Hesitation 

The reluctance to stand up at a sports event caused by the fear of changing the orientation of a perfectly positioned seat cushion.
Eli: That was a sick play. Chest bump!
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to get comfortable.
Karl: Same here. I've got about six cushions in the perfect position.
Eli: You guys suck... Damn seat cushion hesitation.
Seat Cushion Hesitation by pandamonger September 21, 2009

hestiation is defeat 

Yeah, you are going to hear this a LOT, so yeah, remember to not kill the whole world with dragonrot
Sekiro: *dies*
Isshin: "Hestiation is defeat"

hesitation click 

When you have second thoughts about clicking on a link because of all the advertisements that you will be bombarded with after following it.
I had a hesitation click before following the Viagra link.
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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