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Healthich

he-al-th-ich hell-th-ick

noun
A new language made up of important sounding words to explain simple health concepts. Primarily used by wellness company CEOs, health influencers, gym bros (and sisters) and the ilk.
My friend always speaks in healthich. The other day she told me that her eudemonia has known no bounds off late. Confused, I asked her 'what is that' to which she replied 'well-being'!
by verywisecracker October 24, 2023
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Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money
In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.
by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013
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Canadian Healthcare™

If you really want to die you should seek Canadian Healthcare
by The_Real_Rusty_Shackleford December 31, 2022
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healthcare.gov

A poorly designed website managed by a pack of rural South African Apes on a server running Windows 95 connected to a dial-up.
1: Yo, have you checked out healthcare.gov?
2: What? That piece of monkey-managed bullshit? I'd rather install Windows Vista on my computer...
by Kronos21 October 26, 2013
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Healthitarian

A healthitarian is not the equivalent of a vegetarian, nor is it the equivalent vegan. A healthitarian is one who does not consume anything that could be hazardous to ones health. Be it meat, dairy, or products with harmful ingredients and/or preservatives, a healthitarian will stay away from it all. A true healthitarian strives to eat, mainly, organic fruit, vegetables and beans that grow, are prepared and delivered to the end consumer naturally (without growth hormones or any man-made/unhealthy additives). Home-made juices/smoothies (without sugar or any other additives)(Just fruit, vegetables, or other naturally-occurring healthy foods) are good for you too!
Katie: Here, eat this dead cow meat!

Travis: No thank you, Katie. I don't eat meat, or anything for that matter with growth hormones, saturated fat, trans fat...

Katie: Want some utter-juice?

Travis: Thanks for asking, but I don't drink that stuff; again, trans and saturated fat.

Katie: What kind of fast-food do you eat?

Travis: Actually, I don't eat fast-food. Only un-modified, fresh fruits, vegetables, tree-nuts or beans that do not have any unhealthy additives put into or on them whatsoever.

Katie: What about some of this candy?

Travis: Check those labels out: tartrazine, other artificial colours and flavours, all of that sugar.. Well, simply put, no.

Katie: You'll have some pop, won't you?

Travis: Glucose-fructose (high fructose corn syrup), sugar, caffeine... Definately not!

Katie: Why won't you eat or drink any of that stuff?

Travis: Because I am a healthitarian. And it's okay that you're not, I still love you, you're awesome, but I am always happy to see people becoming more health-conscious!

Katie: Being a healthitarian sounds marvelous, but doesn't the food taste bland?

Travis: Not at all; you don't need toxic ingredients like monosodium glutamate to have food taste delicious! There are many wonderful-tasting, organic, healthy, natural and nutritious types of food out there, I can help you find them if you want!

Katie: That sounds spectacular, I'll become a healthitarian right away! Thank you so much for telling me about this amazing life-style!
by L♥vely October 22, 2009
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healthie

Healthie is a "selfie" photo where the subject takes a shot of themselves doing something healthy. It can be a shot of their body, an activity, of them eating something good. It is NOT a duck face shot. Preferably in work out clothes.
Love to see people's healthies and progress on their fitness journey! Especially ones that show a great looking body part!

I love it when Natalie posts healthies of herself in yoga pants!
by obecian May 31, 2014
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healthily

adv: in a healthy manner

No matter what others may say, healthily is indeed a word as it is used by regarded sources such as the NY Times, Princeton, Encarta, and Webster's Dictionary.
Hey Caroline, I eat very healthily
by JoshuaEL September 21, 2008
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