Headit

Someone so stupid, you consider them funny and the most retarded at the same time.

Andrew: "What's a headit?" Jake and Cody: "You."

by wheelycoolpig August 30, 2018

headie one

A person affiliated with OFB with a Bolo 50p shaped head. You should go to broadwater farm estate he is a very friendly guy.

Shall we go to headie one in broadwater farm estate, Yes, you should. Also make sure you do the gun lean whilst your there.

by Zain22 July 8, 2020

headtheball

Crazy person given to bouts of extreme violence. Has its roots in unregulated games of soccer, where the mildly insane would stick their head, in places where their feet shouldn't be put. psychonutcase

Watch yourself with him he's a complete headtheball, and could snap at any second.

by Gavo February 14, 2005

Turtle Heading

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

by Hemlok February 15, 2009

Headin'

To leave, to go, to remove ones self, to take off.

I'm headin' to the store for some chips and condoms.

by Geminimendez August 18, 2007

Headstrong

A person, man or woman, who possesses inherent qualities of an unrelenting or unwaivering ideology, often baseless and of strong conviction.

Person 1: I told Johnny he was wrong about the Earth being flat, but he's too headstrong to listen to reason.
Person 2: Yeah, that guy's a dumbass.

by 🐺 August 21, 2017

headstaggers

Mental overload common in Northern Irish citizens that can result in an outburst of irrational behaviour

I'll deck my wife if she doesn't shut them kids up there givin' me the headstaggers.

by Le Chicken September 17, 2007