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Headfruck 

The extreme form of the verb fruck. A headfruck is to meet the love of your life only to find out that your closest, bestest friend does not approve. A truly painful experience that may well lead to either losing your best friend or giving up the love of your life. Such a result is known as a complete headfruck.
"What's wrong with Peter he looks so miserable?"
"He's fallen head over heels in love with a real babe, but now John is pissed off with him cos he doesnt hang out as much as he used to. He's caught in a complete headfruck"
Headfruck by cds2212 February 4, 2010

dick headery 

e.g that was the height of dick headery
dick headery by dfhfks May 27, 2010

chicken headery 

The act of being a chicken head.
This slut and her chicken headery will not prevail!
chicken headery by tits mcgyver April 4, 2011
A rare situation that may occur where a couple involving a sexual intercourse using either the missionary posture or the woman-on-top posture.
When using an excessive force, shaking the bed and banging the walls, an artifacts placed on the wall (such as a picture) or otherwise on furniture, may fall on one of the sex participants.
A situation where the couple proceeds with the intercourse regardless of the hit, is called 'headframe'.

The name origins is in a real-life case where a male, while on top of the woman (missionary posture), was hit with a wall-picture. The picture itself smashed, but the frame retained on the male partner's neck till the end of the intercourse.
"Man, I was headframed last night by that woman. She's an animal !"
headframe by Simple Guy August 3, 2009

Headfriends

THIS HELLO CAN DO A BEING! IT WILL SEEK AN OTHER. DO YOU HELP A FRIEND?
HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS, IN AND OUT, HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS, ROLL ABOUT, HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS, RED RED SPOUT!!!
Headfriends by SteampunkFox999 November 10, 2020

headfreak 

Headfreak is the name created for a Marijuana smoker in the late 1960's and early 1970's from the combination of Arlo Guthrie saying, "freaks is freaks" when he was asked what was a freak? and Grace Slick singing the lyrics "feed your head" in the song "White Rabbit."

I know this because I was there.
Hey man, I just a headfreak.
headfreak by higgster March 20, 2025
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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