Headfruck 

The extreme form of the verb fruck. A headfruck is to meet the love of your life only to find out that your closest, bestest friend does not approve. A truly painful experience that may well lead to either losing your best friend or giving up the love of your life. Such a result is known as a complete headfruck.

"What's wrong with Peter he looks so miserable?"
"He's fallen head over heels in love with a real babe, but now John is pissed off with him cos he doesnt hang out as much as he used to. He's caught in a complete headfruck"

Headfruck by cds2212 February 4, 2010

headfuck 

To mess up someone's thinking with illogical or distorted arguments, sometimes with a deliberate malicious intent, sometimes just out of misguided ignorance.

Trump's rhetoric is political headfuck.

headfuck by CyberCrone May 4, 2018

Korean headfuck 

Korean Fuckhead is a procedure in which 2 individuals are having a race against each other on who will win first.

This consists of: a male and pineapple juice. There will be a female (or male) being the ‘object’ of this procedure, and he/she would be drinking the pineapple juice from a coconut shell while a male would be humping one side of their head (preferably the ear).

Now this is how the race is set up:
The female (or male) would be getting their ‘head fucked’ while they are drinking the juice from the coconut shell as fast as they could. The male would, of course, be trying hard to cum inside the ear or all over the head.
In conclusion, whoever wins (cums first or drinks the juice first) will have a reward.
For the female (or male): the male has to put the coconut shell up his anus for a full 60 seconds.
For the male: the female would have to pour the ‘cum’ solution out of her ear and drink it from the coconut shell, while the male uses a dildo on her other ear at the same time.

Note: When the male is almost about to climax before the female (or male) has finished, he must say 'The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.'

If it's a tie then they should both say 'I Love you,' to each other then make out.

If the ears flushed red on the female, the male has dominance over her for the rest of the night, if not, then the female has dominance over the male.

Caution: This act is illegal unless it's done on the 24th of March, from 2-3 A.M. in a forest.

Fun fact: Korean headfuck is called "Korean" because of the fact that according to research, people in Korea have the smallest penises

Korean headfuck by TheCarnival October 23, 2017

headfuck 

Someone you fancy (or love), who knows you do, and just strings you along and fucks with your head.

Toadie mate, be careful, that girl is a headfuck

headfuck by Car-lie November 6, 2007

headcrack 

When someone rolls a 4-5-6 in cee-lo

First I was losin then I started throwin headcrack
after headcrack, got my bread back - Big L, Casuaties of a Dice Game

headcrack by Tha Kid October 19, 2004

headchuck 

Another word that can be used instead of headache. It is a pain in the head.

Bob: I can't focus, I've got a bad headchuck.
Steve: That's awful!

headchuck by Mario 22 September 3, 2008

Headfuck 

A difficult or awkward situation with no obvious correct course of action, literally something which fucks with you head.

"I slept with my girlfriend's identical twin sister without realizing and don't know whether to tell her or not, it's a complete headfuck"

Headfuck by Henners17 May 6, 2008