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Head cock 

When not just being a cock is enough, you become the head cock. Still one step under the Grand Master Cock Dragon.

Showing enough cock like behavior to promote you from being just a cock to the Head Cock.
Monkey: Dude get out of my way or I am going to shoot you with my sniper rifle.
Soupy: Man wait a second I am trying to pick up this ammo bo...(splat!!!)
Respawn soupy: Man fuck you you cock.... No your not just a cock your the Head Cock!!!
Monkey: I warned you.
Monkey
Head cock by Black Op August 27, 2009
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Bobble head cock 

The shaft of a mans penis is solid like a shaft of steel, but the head of it is soft like a ripe satsuma. Making it bobble about like a bobble head for your car.
"Hi Chantel how did your date with Ian go?". "It was all going great till we went back to his and he pulled out his bobble head cock!"
Bobble head cock by TBone78 June 25, 2014

cock head cunt muffin 

a person who is just disrespectful and doesnt care about his friends
Hey, Anthony! Hey tomas, your gay......man, anthony is a real cock head cunt muffin
cock head cunt muffin by Tomas C April 17, 2010

cock head 

someone like nesbite who is a dick licking fanny rasher who is a cockless wankstain
karl nesbite look at him lol
cock head by lew mc fishy ass dick October 31, 2003

Cock head 

The people that decided what gets put on urban dictionary, yeah you reading this! Also please tell me exactly why this can't be put in the dictionary minus this sentence!
Every time I try to submit a word it gets rejected by some stupid cock head!

cock nugget wank head

"Boy that person drinks baileys like any cock nugget wank head"

triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo 

Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.
Bro 1: Bro! Ash Kash just pulled of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo
Bro 2:No way!
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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