He.M.S.
David: "Damn, what the hell is wrong w/ AP today? He's being a total ass!"
Andrew: "Dude, I know. He's been He.M.S.-ing all week."
Andrew: "Dude, I know. He's been He.M.S.-ing all week."
He.M.S. by Couzin and Cuz November 26, 2007
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He-M.S by Frankietown December 9, 2008
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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her
All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her by QuacksO July 27, 2019
I'm he's
I'm he's by Manfrickyouandyourdaughter March 3, 2021
He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n
literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n
-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
p a r m e s a n
-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019
he's catching on, I'm telling ya
In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.
When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.
When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.
(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.
he's catching on, I'm telling ya by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007
If he's still in, I'm still in
A phrase used in reddit referencing that if the legend u/DeepFuckingValue holds $GME stonks, everybody holds.
If he's still in, I'm still in by Normal_dude January 30, 2021
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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