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Male equivalent of the female's P.M.S.
David: "Damn, what the hell is wrong w/ AP today? He's being a total ass!"
Andrew: "Dude, I know. He's been He.M.S.-ing all week."
He.M.S. by Couzin and Cuz November 26, 2007

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her 

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

I'm he's 

I'm he's is a very nice discord besti and a nice person
"omg you're such an "I'm he's"!"

If he's still in, I'm still in 

A phrase used in reddit referencing that if the legend u/DeepFuckingValue holds $GME stonks, everybody holds.
Ohh he has made 50 million and still hasn't sold??!, then if He's still in, I'm still in.

He's still in, I'm still in! 

Rallying cry and meme of the โ€œlittle peopleโ€ following the unflinching example of their diamond-handed, testicles-chiseled-from-granite lead, Reddit user DumbFuckingValue (DFV), original investor and long position holder in the stock of American video game retailer GameStop ($GME).

By refusing to sell a position that had appreciated to near lunar heights, DFV inspired thousands of otherwise paper-handed apes to also hold, thereby squeezing short-selling hedge funds into an infinite financial hole.

๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
He's still in, I'm still in!

Together we are strong.

We can remain retarded longer than they can remain solvent.

Iโ€™ve been retarded for 36 years. I can hang on for another 40 hours.

If** you get tired, just tag in the boyfriend. And keep holding!!

HE'S STILL IN, I'M STILL IN!

FUCK THEM ALL TO THE MOON AND BACK.

HOLD! ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€
WE LIKE THE STOCK.

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n 

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape whoโ€™s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
Bystander: Anon do where is the parโ€”

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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