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Definitions by Frankietown

Snoregasm 

When you orgasm during sleep, hence SNORE-gasm. Another phrase for Wet Dream.
Frank: Oh man, I had the hottest dream about Judy last night! I had a fucking snoregasm, man!
Perry: Gross, dude.
Snoregasm by Frankietown November 5, 2011

Tequila Mouth 

Tequila Mouth is the taste you wake up with after a night of downing tequila shots. No only is Tequila Mouth unpleasant in it's taste, but Tequila Mouth also leaves your voice raspy.
Frank: " Dude, I have Tequila Mouth to the max."
Perry: "Don't talk in my face. Your breath smells like you found a diaper on the beach and ate it."
Tequila Mouth by Frankietown September 23, 2010

Ode to Irwin 

The act of, during sexual intercourse from behind, surprsing your sexual partner by putting them in a choke-hold. The person in the hold will attempt to wiggle out of your grasp and you proceed to shout out curses in an australian accent while keeping a firm hold on them. This is much like how Steve Irwin acted when tackling crocs.
Frank: Dude you look tired....what happened last night?
Perry: I gave Judy the ole' Ode to Irwin.
Ode to Irwin by Frankietown January 10, 2010

Flesh Ear-phones 

Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.
Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"
Flesh Ear-phones by Frankietown October 24, 2009

Hand Fag 

A gay that you take with you shopping. Usually it is a pair of a fag hag with her gay friend linking arms.
Frank: Dude check out that hot chick!
Perry: Don't try it man. You've got more of a chance with her Hand Fag.
Hand Fag by Frankietown May 16, 2009
An austrailian prostitute; an aussie chick who acts like a total ho.
sheilah: Oy hello mate you wanna shag?
Frank: Holy Crap its a prozzie!
Prozzie by Frankietown April 29, 2009

Frosted Proz 

A slut who has frosted tips or bright blonde hair and streaks.
Frank:
dude look at that blonde bimbo! She is a total Frosted Proz!
Perry:
That's my mom.
Frosted Proz by Frankietown April 29, 2009