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Ode to Irwin

The act of, during sexual intercourse from behind, surprsing your sexual partner by putting them in a choke-hold. The person in the hold will attempt to wiggle out of your grasp and you proceed to shout out curses in an australian accent while keeping a firm hold on them. This is much like how Steve Irwin acted when tackling crocs.

Frank: Dude you look tired....what happened last night?
Perry: I gave Judy the ole' Ode to Irwin.

by Frankietown January 10, 2010

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Hand Fag

A gay that you take with you shopping. Usually it is a pair of a fag hag with her gay friend linking arms.

Frank: Dude check out that hot chick!
Perry: Don't try it man. You've got more of a chance with her Hand Fag.

by Frankietown May 16, 2009

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Flesh Ear-phones

Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.

Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"

by Frankietown October 24, 2009

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Tequila Mouth

Tequila Mouth is the taste you wake up with after a night of downing tequila shots. No only is Tequila Mouth unpleasant in it's taste, but Tequila Mouth also leaves your voice raspy.

Frank: " Dude, I have Tequila Mouth to the max."
Perry: "Don't talk in my face. Your breath smells like you found a diaper on the beach and ate it."

by Frankietown September 23, 2010

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