Hayesed 

Drunk smashed wankered pissed trolleyed steaming Phil mitchelled

Fuck me you were hayesed last night lad

Hayesed by Wordsonhim December 7, 2018

hayseed 

AKA hay seed

A slow witted or unstylish person from the rural midwest.

The used tractor depot was full of hayseeds and rednecks.

hayseed by Verdant December 31, 2004

big hayeseh 

an absolute beefcake.

Girl- I'd love a big hayeseh like him.

big hayeseh by ThatLad March 19, 2015

hayseed 

derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.

Hayseeds go back to the country, never to be heard from again.

hayseed by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

Hayseed Dixie 

Nashville multi-instrumentalist / singer / songwriter / recording engineer John Wheeler's bluegrass band that pays loving tribute to heavy metal and bluegrass by demonstrating the similarities betwixt the two. As Barley Scotch (Wheeler) is apt to say, “That ‘Lost Highway’ of Hank Williams and AC/DC’s ‘Highway to Hell’ are indeed the same road!” The core band includes the Brothers Reno: Deacon Dale and Brother Don Wayne Jr., whose father surely taught them about the transmogrification of music. Banjo pioneer Don Sr. wrote the famous "Dueling Banjos,” which the Dixies cover on their fourth studio album (and their live DVD) -- Not to be confused with equally talented Americana singer / songwriter Christopher Wyant, who goes by the name “Hayseed.”

Cityboy: "What the hell is THIS?"
Countryboy: "That's Hayseed Dixie."
Cityboy: "WTF?"
Countryboy: "You've heard 'Detroit Rock City,' right?"
Cityboy: "Yeah..?"
Countryboy: "This is the version WE like!"

Hayseed Dixie by RodMc August 2, 2006

hayseed 

a common person, somebody of little intelligence and social status.
originates from elderly country folk

a hayseed could be somebody on the dole by their own desire and living in a council estate

hayseed by seamus13 June 11, 2010

hayseed 

Someone who shovels manure; a shitkicker.

Someone who spends all their time on a farm away from civilization

The grunt that works on the farm was a total hayseed. good for feeding the chickens

hayseed by dracula January 23, 2005