Definitions by dracula

hayseed 

Someone who shovels manure; a shitkicker.

Someone who spends all their time on a farm away from civilization

The grunt that works on the farm was a total hayseed. good for feeding the chickens

hayseed by dracula January 23, 2005

top shelf 

1)Generally refers to expensive liquor kept in a liquor store behind the counter on the top shelf so no one can rip it off.

2) can also be used to describe anything that is made up of prime ingredients: marajuana, pussy, hardware, anything really.

1) These margaritas are made with top shelf tequila!

2) A: This is the best weed I have ever smoked!
B: I was saving it for a rainy day, straight off the top shelf.

top shelf by dracula July 2, 2004

great guns 

nice tits that dont sag

A: Did you see that chick? She had some fuckin great guns!
B: It is a good thing too, bc she had a butterface

great guns by dracula June 28, 2004

shazam

1) this word was originally came from captain marvel comics, Captain Marvel would say this word and it was the source of his power

2)We use it now to put emphasis on an extraordinary action

1) Captain Marvel says, "Feel my wrath evildoers, SHAZAM!"

2)A: "did you get the tickets?"

B: "It didnt look good but I waited for 2 hours, some people ahead of me gave up and went home, but" *pulls out tickets* "SHAZAM!"

shazam by dracula June 26, 2004

buy-in 

1) In poker, it is the minimum amount you can buy in terms of poker chips. It is the opposite of cash out

2) buying in can be similar to selling out the difference is semantics. Buying can apply to a line of thought or an ideal or whatnot.

1) "The buy in at the hold em table is $50."

2) "After moving to the USA, we bought in to the american lifestyle and values."

buy-in by dracula June 26, 2004

care about 

What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants

What a guy says to a naive or dumb bitch to get in her pants

grrl: Do you care about me?
guy: Of course I care about you, now shut up and bend over.(they proceed to fuck)

care about by dracula June 26, 2004

devil in hell 

from shakespeares sonnets(i forget which one) the devil means penis, hell means vagina, putting the devil in hell means straight up fuckin.

After about 20 minutes of foreplay, I finally put the devil in hell and it was worth the wait.

devil in hell by dracula June 21, 2004