Hay Bail

A hairy pussy of someone from a farm.

I met this chick at a barn party and she had a wicked hay bail.

Hay Bail by McFrumppy October 18, 2011

hay bail

A fat bowl of low-grade marijuana packed in a water-cooled apparatus.

That fucker Bill kept packing me hay bails until I blacked out.

Don't pack a hay bail, I just want a little ripper.

hay bail by Jim Crowe November 3, 2007

Moldy Hay Bail

When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.

“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”

“No… why?”

“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”

Moldy Hay Bail by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023

bail of hay 

"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.

"yeah and then you take a shit on her chest!!"
(silence)
"BAIL OF HAY!!"

bail of hay by Smiddy man January 30, 2005

Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

Behind every door there is another bail of hay by jak8012 July 24, 2018

texas hay bailer

When you cut off a woman's pubes, then 'ball up' the hairs and insert the ball of hair into the woman's anus. Then have anal sex.

"I still have hair in my butt from that Texas hay bailer I did last night with Adam."

texas hay bailer by Meek12 May 15, 2014

Hay-bailing 

Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as they tumble down the hill, usually involves falling off onto your head and being chased by farmers!

"oh shite theres the farmer, roll faster than youve ever rolled before alex you goit, i'll dive into those bushes".

Hay-bailing by Mike January 22, 2005