haybail

What is produced when a collegue is so up tight they break wind that sounds like an ass muffled french horn.

here comes the boss. haybails flying!!!

by wingnutt April 24, 2007

Haybaler

The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.

Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.

Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.

by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010

haybilly

A guy who says he isnt gay but he is.

He's such a haybilly.

by haybilly's boyfriend December 6, 2018

Haybaleboi

Haybaleboi is a fictional character in the Crunch Ville smp. He is a very intelligent and cocky individual. Legend has it he was once a normal hay bale but turned into a human after a radiation leak.

Haybaleboi is an alpha male gamer

by Ivory Muncher 123 May 20, 2022

Jordan Hayball

is usually gay and loves to suck guys dicks

Jordan Hayball Is usually gay

by jordan 55555555 November 20, 2009

Hay Bail

A hairy pussy of someone from a farm.

I met this chick at a barn party and she had a wicked hay bail.

by McFrumppy October 18, 2011

Hayball

The type of gay cunt that enjoys good cricket.

Jesus Hayball, when are you gonna grow up

by Carole Holroyd April 9, 2019