"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.
"yeah and then you take a shit on her chest!!"
(silence)
"BAIL OF HAY!!"
by Smiddy man January 30, 2005
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John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.
by jak8012 July 24, 2018
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