Hawkness

This word originates from a forum spammer and total lamer; Hawk. Unable to think of a word to describe Hawk I decided that we should describe him with his own word this being hawkness. Hawkness is definitely a derogatory word meaning one is showing signs of hawk. For exanple being a spammer on a forum, or wanting to join a clan when too young or not qualified you would be showing signs of hawkness.

This guy is showing signs of hawkness, shall we ban him.

Hawkness by Willy November 1, 2004

Captain Jack Harkness 

A character in the popular BBC series of Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood. Played by John Barrowman, MBE. Captain Jack first appeared in the episode " The Empty Child" . Unfortunately Jack dies in his travels with the Doctor but is reserected by Rose when she absorbs the time vortex , it is later discovered that he is immortal. In the Future Jack is knowen as the face of Boe. Jack is the first non-heterosexual character in Doctor Who. A flirt Jack has often been referred to as a "walking innuendo".

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.

Captain Jack Harkness by TheNerp December 20, 2014

harkness test

The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must:
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.

If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.

*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.

Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.

Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.

harkness test by imsorrymom July 20, 2019

Agatha Harkness 

The hottest female MCU Villain played by Kathryn Han herself.

“Agatha Harkness is hot.”
“She killed a dog.”
“As she should.😩☝🏻“

Agatha Harkness by Marvelvibes March 6, 2021

Jack Harkness 

Canon Doctor Who/Torchwood Character. Omnisexual(According to John Barrowman),Iantoloving,Immortal, Ex-Time Agent from the Boeshane Peninsula in the 51st century. Companion of the 9th Doctor and temporary companion of the 10th. Actor is John Barrowman. Extremely flirty and extremely fabulous.

"Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?" Jack was trying to flirt. "Oi! Stop it!" There was a noise in the background.

Jack Harkness by Sharkcat12 January 6, 2016

The Harkness Society 

This is an exclusive society in which the elite, sexually active members of Phillips Exeter Academy have sex on top of a harkness table (these auspicious tables are located in every classroom). This is a time honored tradition that no senior should graduate without. Now, that's something to think about during class.

Too bad I can't put " President of The Harkness Society" down on my college application.

The Harkness Society by horndog90210 May 18, 2009

Assuming Harkness 

Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.

"Well, assuming Harkness, they'll end up sleeping together"

Assuming Harkness by NikeAgXY December 30, 2011