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Is a guy who likes to stay outside someone’s house without being invited
It can be used when someone is trying to call someone and say “he is a hawdam”
hawdam by Shawaan Hamawy January 29, 2023
Words you can keep
Hawdam was a man who lived a life of constant struggle and hardship. He was known around the neighborhood as the man who always stood outside people's houses, begging to be let in. Despite his desperate please, nobody ever took pity on him, and he was always turned away.

One day, Hawdam's father, Shawaan kameez, kicked him out of the house and he was left with nowhere to go. He wondered the streets, trying to find shelter and a place to rest his head, but nobody would help him. His reputation as a beggar and troublemaker had proceeded him, and no one wanted anything to do with him.

However, despite his rough exterior, Hawdam was determined to find a place to stay. So, he went to the house of his father, Shawaan Kammeez, and knocked on the door. To his surprise, his father answered, but he was not happy to see him.

"What are you doing here?" Shawaan Kammeez asked gruffly.

"I need a place to stay," Hawdam replied, his voice trembling with desperation.

"Fine," Shawaan kameez said, "Put on your shalwar kameez and I'll let you in. You can pray in the doorway."

Hawdam was relieved and grateful to finally have a place to stay, even if it was only in the doorway. He quickly put on his shalwar kameez and went inside to pray.

Despite the rough conditions and his father's gruff demeanor, Hawdam was grateful for the roof over his head and the chance to start a new life. He was determined to turn his life around and show everyone that he was not the person they thought he was.
It can he used by saying: “That individual over there is a hawdam”
Hawdam by ball guy February 9, 2023
Top tier Irish chipper, very filthy but in a good way.
I went to Hamdams and orders a chip butty wrap, a party box, a niall special and a gurry curry
Hamdams by cheesy454 July 5, 2021

Franklin Academy East Haddam 

A place of hell. Founder Freddy Westerbeck (yes related to the TCAP guy) believed that children should be seen and never heard of again, and thus found the easiest targets to be kids with such disorders as autism, anxiety, ADD, and inceldom to be the most fit, as they werent retarded enough to where they couldn't be used for labor but could be convinced that anarcho socialism was the way to achieve the new world order.. Field trips include trips to Dollar General, gay pride parades, and the crack dens of Middletown and East Hartford. The school while presenting itself as a haven for social justice and multiculturalism, is 99% white, and regularly expells all students of african ancestory for "being too animalistic" in the founders words. The teachers also enjoy photographing the younger girls and teachers who try and stop this are fired and stripped of all communications with their families. Students are kept in prison like concrete buildings filled with signs saying "words are violence" and "let fred come into your body". It is a scary place
Friend one - "So I might be going to Franklin Academy East Haddam to help with my social anxiety"
Friend two - "Bro my brothers old classmate went there, they totally fucked with his head and filled his head with psycotic shit. Freakin mess that guy"
Friend one - "on god?"
A great young talent you-tuber/rapper,Real name Hawdum Kawa.

the phrases what Hawdum says:
"for fuck sake's"
"the only reason i can't speak probably is my fucking bottom teeth, you cunts"

when people make for of Hawdum is

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His mate "Yo Hawdum. How dumb can you be my guy :)"

Hawdum "That doesn't bother me that much mate ;)"
Hawdum by jay-nouty October 10, 2020

East Haddam 

A town, located in Connecticut, that is so small every one knows each other.
-Hey do you know Fred, from East Haddam?
-Of course, man, I live in East Haddam.

East Haddam, CT 

The fourth Largest town in Connecticut (land-wise), nestled in the Connecticut River Valley. It has a population of roughly 8000, and is made up of East Haddam, Moodus, Hadlyme, Millington and Lake Hayward. It is about 20 minutes from anything and is home to a subpar school system that seldom gives back to the community in way of facility use. Within, there is the Gristmill Market and a 7-11 which is either inhabited by pale students who think they're ghetto, or students in their brand new pick up trucks that think they're hicks. There are no stop lights, only two blinking red lights to indicate a stop sign at a four way intersection, and the town is generally not allowed to open any sort of chain or franchise because it is categorized as a historical town.
Made famous by Fox Hopyard golf course, the historical Goodspeed Opera House and the multi-championship winning high school softball team (accredited to the fact that there are hardly any other sports to play in the Nathan Hale-Ray school system), East Haddam has a small tourist population mostly consisting of the elderly in the summer time. There is a bad teen alcohol, teen drug use, and teen un-safe sex problem in East Haddam that most parents tend to ignore or enable, often times accredited to the fact that East Haddam is boring. The Goodspeed Opera House has hosted a few famous people (James Vanderbeek, Julie Andrews) and actor Michael McKean has been said to live in town at one point.
Did you play football in high school?
No...I went to school in East Haddam, CT

Can we have a pizza delivered?
No way! This is East Haddam, CT
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