Haidenous explains that feeling when one justfeels so incredibly ugly that they feel like Haiden. When one feels like Haiden it tends to be the worst feeling imaginable.
"I justwanna kill myself cause I'm so ugly, I'm feeling Haidenous"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'