The fourth Largest town in Connecticut (land-wise), nestled in the Connecticut River Valley. It has a population of roughly 8000, and is made up of East Haddam, Moodus, Hadlyme, Millington and Lake Hayward. It is about 20 minutes from anything and is
home to a subpar school system that seldom gives back to the community in way of facility use. Within, there is the Gristmill Market and a 7-11 which is either inhabited by pale students who think they're ghetto, or students in their brand new pick up trucks that think they're hicks. There are no stop lights, only two blinking red lights to indicate a stop sign at a four way intersection, and the town is generally not allowed to open any sort of chain or franchise because it is categorized as a historical town.
Made
famous by
Fox Hopyard golf course, the historical Goodspeed Opera House and the multi-championship winning high school softball team (accredited to the fact that there are hardly any other sports to play in the Nathan Hale-Ray school system), East Haddam has a
small tourist population mostly consisting of the elderly in the summer
time. There is a bad teen
alcohol, teen drug use, and teen un-safe sex problem in East Haddam that most
parents tend to ignore or enable, often times accredited to the fact that East Haddam is boring. The Goodspeed Opera House has hosted a few famous
people (James Vanderbeek, Julie Andrews) and actor
Michael McKean has been
said to live in town at one point.
Did you play
football in high school?
No...I went to school in East Haddam, CT
Can we have a
pizza delivered?
No
way! This is East Haddam, CT