Havled

a russian wheelchair

have you seen that havled over there?

by Havled June 8, 2022

Haled out

Getting a little too messed up or hurting from a previous day.

Tom - "Hey Mr. Hales- lets go hit up some beers"
Mr Hales - "No dude - I am totally Haled Out from what you put me through last night"
Tom- "You really need to quit getting so Haled Out"

by Tom McKeznei April 9, 2008

ashes hauled

Relief from sexual tension. Getting laid, getting off.

Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?

by Octopod November 8, 2003

Harled

To be fooled or scammed.

I thought for sure I had the magician cornered, but I was harled when he vanished into a puff of smoke.

by boogabuuga April 25, 2023

Havedaddy

The best teacher you can have... he not only makes the best memes but he's so blind he can't even see what you are doing in class. This man wouldn't let you listen to music except he's as blind as a bat. However he has got one thing going for him... he's the best goddamn meme of a teacher teaching at this school.

Student 1: Sir his computer isn't working
Havedaddy: Ahhhhhh gentlemen, please don't disrupt the class
Student 2: Sir his laptop is literally melting to apart
Havedaddy: Quiet Please
Student 3: OH NO! It got on me... IT BURNS!
Havedaddy: You... detention. I won't have you disrupting the class

by BlazeGames35 July 18, 2017

Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

LT Hauled

When a girl tricks a man into impregnating her by somehow representing that she cannot currently become pregnant because of birth control, etc.

I can't believe that chick LT Hauled Tom, he's gonna have to take care of that kid for the rest of his life.

by Jonny OneTime May 11, 2010