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A small town located in Passaic County, NJ. Haledon was developed along the northern side of the industrial city of Paterson, New Jersey. It was settled by farmers with colonial Dutch heritage including the Van Riper, Berdan, Banta, Post and Zabriskie families. Prior to the Civil War they were joined by the Roe, Leonard and Stansfield families, who helped establish St. Mary's Episcopal Church and leading businesses including a general store and the Leonard Wax Company.

The area became a streetcar suburb of Paterson in the years following the Civil War, with the central area known as Haledon, while the area surrounding the large pond along High Mountain Road was called Oldham. This town is the place to live in, because its way safer than Paterson. It borders Paterson, North Haledon, Prospect Park, and Wayne.
Haledon is a beautiful town.
Haledon by SO25HD May 31, 2015
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North Haledon 

Rich?We like to pretend we are.You say our houses are worth alot?Maybe.But we have no money to spend.Our taxs are insane for the Highschool that Haledon and prospect park go to for free.Our entertainment is speeding through our 3 mile town and hoping not to get caught by one of the 30 cops we have hired.That or watching the 10 DPW workers work on the baseball fields all day.Yes we are living it up.
If you live in North Haledon your Probly Dutch.If you are Dutch and live in North Haledon,your not much.
Our streets are paved our library is huge our brand new school is pretty....and our highschool is in the heart of slum.....we love north haledon
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snorlax is a fat haedon.
haedon by lol fam September 29, 2020
HAEDON is a snorlax, he is a snore...lax.
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haedon by lol fam September 29, 2020
a Haedon is a snorlax.
Haedon is a snorlax.
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Bigtime neocon makes Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'reilly look tame by comparison. Would of bombed Iraq 12 times over if they made this crazy SOB president.
Is known to call popular radio talk shows pretending to be a deranged Michael Moore fan so he can post the conversation in its entirety for the enjoyment of his right wing message board cult following.
1.Hey did you see the evening news? Haleon was made president and we just nuked North Korea!
2. LOL, Haleon fooled another pathetic Stern wannabe into believing he's a liberal Democrat!
Haleon by Annatar August 29, 2004

Hagedong 

A very long, thick but limp hanging thing.
Oh man, I couldn't take that guy in a bathrobe serious. the tip of his "Hagedong" was showing beside his lower leg.
Hagedong by Mr. Hagedorn October 8, 2021
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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