Halved

Cut in half, torn in half.

1) The kicker for the football team was halved when two guys from the other team hit her from opposite directions. She could see her large intestine on the field.

2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.

3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2020

Halved

Cut in half by a machete.

If anybody knew I didnt get halved on accident Dewey, they'd quarter you.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Haled out

Getting a little too messed up or hurting from a previous day.

Tom - "Hey Mr. Hales- lets go hit up some beers"
Mr Hales - "No dude - I am totally Haled Out from what you put me through last night"
Tom- "You really need to quit getting so Haled Out"

by Tom McKeznei April 9, 2008

Havedaddy

The best teacher you can have... he not only makes the best memes but he's so blind he can't even see what you are doing in class. This man wouldn't let you listen to music except he's as blind as a bat. However he has got one thing going for him... he's the best goddamn meme of a teacher teaching at this school.

Student 1: Sir his computer isn't working
Havedaddy: Ahhhhhh gentlemen, please don't disrupt the class
Student 2: Sir his laptop is literally melting to apart
Havedaddy: Quiet Please
Student 3: OH NO! It got on me... IT BURNS!
Havedaddy: You... detention. I won't have you disrupting the class

by BlazeGames35 July 18, 2017

Halves on a Bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.

Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?

by BenKerr October 17, 2003

Peach Halves

The outermost lips of a vagina that resemble two halves of a peach with a slit down the middle.

Layshla has some scrumptious peach halves.

by Guitarpro2006 April 23, 2013

haleeda

Name of girl. A kind person, friendly, have a boyfriend, pretty, inteligent and caring person

Haleeda

by Kak leed December 27, 2017