haled

extremely stupid

He failed all his classes, that niggas haled

by adrianbertnernie July 3, 2025

Haled out

Getting a little too messed up or hurting from a previous day.

Tom - "Hey Mr. Hales- lets go hit up some beers"
Mr Hales - "No dude - I am totally Haled Out from what you put me through last night"
Tom- "You really need to quit getting so Haled Out"

by Tom McKeznei April 9, 2008

derek hale

Sexyass motherfucker

He's a Derek Hale.

by TeenwolfAF March 13, 2016

Halee

Halee’s the pretty, mature girl everyone loves.Halee is VERY loyal to her friends and whoever else shes talking to. Many say Halee is mean that’s if you get on her bad side and let’s say you might not wanna be there...

Girl halee dislikes: halee shut up no one asked you

Her: no one asked you to wear that ugly a** wig but u did

by 9/11Turtlelover October 16, 2019

rill as hale

when something is rill as hale it is totally legit and badass.

person one: that new L.A. Rams joint is the bees knees!
person two : yeah, it's rill as hale!
person three : it's shamelessly tite.

by luvtonez September 13, 2011

halad moment

A great moment in gaming history.

YO you see that singed get a pentakill?? That was a HALAD MOMENT!!!

by Bogartcross September 5, 2021

Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.

“Team Jasper”

“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”

“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”

“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"

by AliJazz August 3, 2012