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How a dumb person spells hoss.

I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.

hause by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

Hause

to have sex with multiple men at once.

GUY1: Man that jamble really haused on some boys last night.
GUY2: Yeah dude he had sex with almost all of those boys, AT ONCE.

I cant believe paris haused on those two pool boys

I cant believe slowy haused on those two pool boys.

"Haussin'"

Lets Hause on this Dinner boys.

Hause by HauseMAN November 17, 2010

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Hause

A big girl that is eagerly awaiting the 'd'

Dayum, that hause last night was after it,yo.

Hause by Persuasioner May 4, 2022

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David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"

Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

David Hause by MacXP June 1, 2018

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David Hause

Some pussy ass bitch noodle head penis gobbling lookin ass that can't get Sophie also tends to threaten to beat your ass.

That david Hause got dipped by spencer

David Hause by Hanna Peterson December 8, 2016

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Big hause

A person who is deadly, awesome and will eat the brown part of a banana.

Wow Ryann is a Big hause!

Big hause by Big Hauser March 13, 2019

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Scheisse hause

This phrase is used by stupid middle school children to giggle that they " said a cuss word hehehe..." in school.
The direct translation is shit house in German.
Keep in mind these kids just scream this and giggle in the middle of the hall.

Scheisse hause! Hehehe, I said a cuss word guys hehehe.

Scheisse hause by I'm Cool Cat October 19, 2017

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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