Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016

Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.

"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."

by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012

haternation

A place that is populated by haters.
Where those that hate and dont appreciate dwell.

Im not prejudice, I just dont like people. I live in a haternation.

by cdubyas December 12, 2008

Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010

rasterbation

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.

The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.

by MisterPD May 27, 2006

violent masterbation

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.

Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.

by Bigg N October 27, 2006

Hatersation

The conversation held between two skilled haters regarding a third party. Normally used when haters just wanna hate.

Justin: Who's this fat ass bitch looking at me?!

Brianna: Word, this busted ass bitch needs to come correct!

Shavone: I couldn't help overhearing your hatersation, but this bitch has got me fucked up if she think she can stare over at my shit.

by J Kizzle Fer Realz December 12, 2011