lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation.

Tom likes watching others, then he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

Laserbation

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.

John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting

by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010

Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010

rasterbation

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.

The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.

by MisterPD May 27, 2006

violent masterbation

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.

Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.

by Bigg N October 27, 2006