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Hassell by yuhmudduhman April 11, 2022
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Hasselhoff
A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one
I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
Hasselhoff by Roobeer November 7, 2020
Hasselhoffing
The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.
Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!
Hasselhoffing by wowblagger July 7, 2004
Word of the Day on December 9, 2006
Traverse City Hasselhoff
When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.
Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
Traverse City Hasselhoff by TDSMTD August 17, 2019
Hasselhoffed
Hasselhoffed by Kawie95 December 12, 2010
Hasselhoff
Hasselhoff by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003
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