roo's definitions

essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex

Timothy is such an essex gympasauras

by roo January 13, 2004

flick off

miffy's incorrect version of "flip off" which is to stick someone's middle finger at someone to tell them "fuck you".

miffy flicked off dang and he just laughed at her because she looked dumb.

by roo January 24, 2004

Thairish

Another unfortunate compound noun.

Thai + Irish = Thairish, reflecting the profusion of (at best fake and at worst real) Irish bars in Thailand.

Of course, is said by a native of that fair Asian country, it becomes Thailish.

Remember the old song:, "When Thairish eyes are smiling"? Well, it's often playing in half a dozen faux Irish bars in Phuket right now...

by Roo April 8, 2010

hassell

fool

your a hassell

by roo June 20, 2003

fwip!

The sound a Tranq makes as it speeds off towards its victim

Fwip!


Thud.

Repeat if necessary

by roo May 6, 2004

sneaky uncle

to touch or grab someone's private areas in a discreet manner by concealing the action with a more mundane motion. e.g.: reaching across your aunt at the dinner table to get the salt while you nonchalantly grab her crotch.

i gave megan a sneaky uncle in the car while pretending to look for the road map.

by roo March 26, 2004

Punkle

A Punkle is an uncle who likes the Ramones.

My punkle wears all black and speaks in a shouting voice with a bad cockneyed accent.

by roo May 11, 2004