Hassel 

A way of life; A spirit that has affected the lives of several people.

"He made the sickest catch i have ever seen so i hasseled him."

Hassel by Joe Muoio February 25, 2009

Hassel 

A Hassel is very outgoing, super smart, and loves to party. When it gets around 2 a.m. she gets super strange. She enjoys hanging out with her friends, and she is usually the life of the party. All of her friends want her to be their sister, because she is already like one. All the guys want to date her, but she is only into guys who are smart and aren't perverted. Hassel's always pick her friends over any guy. A Hassel is just all around awesome, and everyone should have a Hassel.

Who should I invite to the party tomorrow?
Dude, definately Hassel!
Psh, she was the first one I invited!

Wow, who is that girl?
Oh, that's Hassel.
Wow, she is amazing! I want her.
Sorry, she is taken. Lucky guy.
No kidding!

I think I am going to ask out Hassel for a date tomorrow.
She is going to a party tomorrow with her friends.
........Maybe I should wait till next week.
Good idea, bro.

Hassel by Your Worst Nightmare........jk October 2, 2011

Hassel 

She is funny but she will hypnotize you with her beauty in three minutes she will have you wrapped in her finger she is also very caring and loves exotic animals as she is the most exotic girl you will meet she has an accent

I’m in love with hassel

Hassel by Hassel March 4, 2018

Hassel 

She’s an interesting person she will intrigue you and hypnotize you with her brown/hazel eyes she’s funny and caring but yet intelligent and interesting you will never be bored of her but be careful because although she’s a fiesty one she’s also quite Fragile

I’m in love with hassel

Hassel by Hassel March 4, 2018

Hassel 

German word for an energetic behaviour.

Dave_*dancing weirdly while making loud noises*

Lenny_Dave stop the hassel!!

Hassel by Hasselmaker March 23, 2023

hassel hair 

hair style a la David Hasselhoff.

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary

hassel hair by superbowl hater February 7, 2010

hassel to the hoff 

David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.

Hassel to the Hoff's new single went platinum in Germany.

hassel to the hoff by the birds and trees February 27, 2007