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A way of life; A spirit that has affected the lives of several people.
"He made the sickest catch i have ever seen so i hasseled him."
by Joe Muoio October 22, 2008
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A Hassel is very outgoing, super smart, and loves to party. When it gets around 2 a.m. she gets super strange. She enjoys hanging out with her friends, and she is usually the life of the party. All of her friends want her to be their sister, because she is already like one. All the guys want to date her, but she is only into guys who are smart and aren't perverted. Hassel's always pick her friends over any guy. A Hassel is just all around awesome, and everyone should have a Hassel.
Who should I invite to the party tomorrow?
Dude, definately Hassel!
Psh, she was the first one I invited!

Wow, who is that girl?
Oh, that's Hassel.
Wow, she is amazing! I want her.
Sorry, she is taken. Lucky guy.
No kidding!

I think I am going to ask out Hassel for a date tomorrow.
She is going to a party tomorrow with her friends.
........Maybe I should wait till next week.
Good idea, bro.
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She is funny but she will hypnotize you with her beauty in three minutes she will have you wrapped in her finger she is also very caring and loves exotic animals as she is the most exotic girl you will meet she has an accent
by Hassel March 4, 2018
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She’s an interesting person she will intrigue you and hypnotize you with her brown/hazel eyes she’s funny and caring but yet intelligent and interesting you will never be bored of her but be careful because although she’s a fiesty one she’s also quite Fragile
by Hassel March 4, 2018
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your a hassell
by roo June 20, 2003
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As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary
by superbowl hater February 8, 2010
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David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.
by the birds and trees February 23, 2007
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