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Also "Hassy," and "The Hassee," it's a term that describes the Perineum, the area located between the penis and anus, or the vagina and anus. The Hassee is given its name from a shortened version of Tallahassee which, given it's location on the Big Bend in Florida, is a perfect example of the location of the Hassee.

If Florida is truly "America's Wang," then Tallahassee is the Hassee.
"It's hot as balls out here...how's your Hassee?"
"Hot and sticky, buddy."

Also can be used more indirectly, commonly as a word that can be said aloud in public without fear of inappropriateness:

Person 1: "I think she was coming on to me."
P2: "She wanted your Hassee."
P1: "Haha, the HASSEE!"
Hassee by Mortai August 17, 2009
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Hassen or Hassén is a guy's name in Arabic. The word Hassen means a person who likes to enhance things. It also means sensitive and handsome.

People named Hassen usually have critical insight and they are smart and always get what they want.
Hassen loves to help people, doesn't fail to perform a duty and doesn't like to be compared with others.
Hassen is a super smart guy.
Hassen by Roar10 April 15, 2018
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Hasselhoff 

A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one
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Hasset is a kind, lovable and cute girl. She is a great friend and knows how to make people laugh. She is the girl that will have your back and support you. She is not only a great riend but a great girlfriend and Is a real dime. After one glance of her you instantly fall in love with her cute smile and curly hair.
I love Hasset
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Hasselhoffing 

The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.
Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!
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Haseena is the most selfless girl. She’s hot, feisty, humble and knows what she wants. She has a contagious laugh and can laugh for hours. She can flip anyone’s day around and would do anything for the people she loves. She cannot be replaced and leaves her mark. She’s the bestest best friend/girlfriend someone could have and has the ride or die attribute. She has gorgeous seductive eyes and a heart of gold. She doesn’t even have to try in order to gain attention, she naturally recieves it...

She never gives up on any difficult situation and won’t till her last breath, She’s a strong individual and only some are lucky to have a Haseena in their life.
boy : gosh shes so perfect

boys friends : cos she’s called Haseena😍
haseena by ux-hh January 22, 2019

Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.
Traverse City Hasselhoff by TDSMTD August 17, 2019
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