Hasse

-noun
1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.

2. A hopeless social retard.

3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.

Also see: Fucktard

-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.

2. To fail utterly.

1. That friggin hasse just cliff clavin'd me.

2. Why isn't this done yet? Oh, someone hassed it up.

by Marked 4 Deletion April 5, 2010

hasse

THE BEST CS PLAYER in CS history currently in #tier3

"hasse rocks these scrubs

by edward elric March 28, 2005

hasse

COP

That guy over there is an undercover hasse.

by nice try geek August 28, 2009

Hasse

A sexy beast who has a phone number to god.

Hey dude, look at that Hasse.

by HulkenH January 23, 2017

Hasse

Hasse is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. She is caring and will always be there for you. Hasse’s have the best humor and are very outgoing people. They’ll never say no to a party invitation and like to have fun with whoever. A Hasse is friends with everyone and tries to help whenever they can. They’re incredibly smart and are the biggest wifey material. In relationships they’re the most loyal and loving people. They look really innocent but are actually kinky as fuck so don’t be surprised when dating one.

“Are you going to that party?”
“Well Hasse is going so ofcourse I’ll be there”

by Realbaddiebbb November 21, 2021

Hasse

A nice friend. Someone who is always there for you. Someone who patiently waits for you to explain what's going on. Someone who loves having fun and will always encourage other people to have fun with her. She can be mean at times but it's for fun and jokes. She would never want to hurt anybody intentionally although she tries to always speak the truth.

I need a Hasse in my life.

by Friendly polischacht November 21, 2021

Hasse

A synonym for this word is the world's biggest simp. That guy might go down in the history books as the biggest simp ever to walk the surface of the earth.

"That guy is such a Hasse"

by BiusManageri November 22, 2021