hartard

a hartard is one who acts in a retarded manner. the word

hartard is the level 2 retard who has committed an act of

extreme stupidity.

Ex. my associate gabe is a hartard

because he folded up a $5.00 bill and tried to put it in

the coin slot.

by jackimmo October 28, 2005

Hartard

Obnoxious rider of Harley Davidson motorcycles. Particularly, riders wearing homoerotic leather garb and motorcycles with loud pipes.

The peace and quiet of the morning was shattered by the arrival of a large group of leather clad Hartards, hell bent on disrupting the heterosexual normalcy of the little town.

by Chevy Rickets November 9, 2018

Harvard

A strict university that rejects the following people,

-People who live in the West
-People who live in the East
-People who live in the North

-People who live in the South
-People who prefer Apple
-People who prefer Android
-People who are liberal
-People who are conservative
-People who are totalitarian
-People who are anarchist
-People who use the internet
-People who don’t use the internet
-People who drink coke

-People who drink water
-People who drink juice
-People who drink alcoholics
-People who have been to a previous university
-People who have not been to a previous university
-People who breathe

Hey I got accepted into Harvard!

Ok alien!

Wait wha-

by AnOrganism February 9, 2021

Harvard Time

Seven minutes later than real time. A comment on how classes at Harvard start 7 minutes after they are listed (example: at 10:07 instead of at 10:00) to allow time for students who must cross the campus from one class to another.

TF: Tim, you're late for section.
Tim: But it's only 4:02? Come on, what about Harvard Time?

by mash92587 October 14, 2006

Harvard

A bunch of stuck up legacies and jocks deceiving the world into believing they've actually earned the right to have CEO titles and seven figure salaries to do nothing

Chad Thundercock Sr, donated 10 million to Harvard for a new building to get Chad Jr a place so he can be a do nothing CEO and fuck a lot of hot bimbos

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Harvard Guy

A super smart old person; probably a genius.

That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.

by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022

Harvard

All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.

Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.

by garcalej February 11, 2015