Harvarded

To be harvarded is to have a person with immense power, mainly an authoritarian figure, ruthlessly go after an individual or an organization that is critical of them, like Trump is doing to Harvard.

This organization is being very careful with its words, because it doesn't want to get harvarded.

Harvarded by Zeddawg May 29, 2025

Harvarded

Used when a powerful person or organization is attacking, either politically or economically, a less powerful person or organization.

First coined by historian Dr. Allan J. Lichtman in his podcast Lichtman Live #140, in reference to the Trump administration cutting federal funding to Harvard University and forbidding them from enrolling international students (2025).

I'm not publishing this book criticizing the president, I don't want to be harvarded.

Harvarded by Tom McBoatface May 30, 2025

Harvard 

A strict university that rejects the following people,

-People who live in the West
-People who live in the East
-People who live in the North

-People who live in the South
-People who prefer Apple
-People who prefer Android
-People who are liberal
-People who are conservative
-People who are totalitarian
-People who are anarchist
-People who use the internet
-People who don’t use the internet
-People who drink coke

-People who drink water
-People who drink juice
-People who drink alcoholics
-People who have been to a previous university
-People who have not been to a previous university
-People who breathe

Hey I got accepted into Harvard!

Ok alien!

Wait wha-

Harvard by AnOrganism February 9, 2021

Harvard Time

Seven minutes later than real time. A comment on how classes at Harvard start 7 minutes after they are listed (example: at 10:07 instead of at 10:00) to allow time for students who must cross the campus from one class to another.

TF: Tim, you're late for section.
Tim: But it's only 4:02? Come on, what about Harvard Time?

Harvard Time by mash92587 October 14, 2006

Harvard 

A bunch of stuck up legacies and jocks deceiving the world into believing they've actually earned the right to have CEO titles and seven figure salaries to do nothing

Chad Thundercock Sr, donated 10 million to Harvard for a new building to get Chad Jr a place so he can be a do nothing CEO and fuck a lot of hot bimbos

Harvard by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Harvard Guy 

A super smart old person; probably a genius.

That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.

Harvard Guy by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022

Harvard 

All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.

Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.

Harvard by garcalej February 11, 2015