That county which lies between the Atlantic and Pacific, and thus bestrides the world. Full of more confidence than is wise, full of more hope than its own history has justified. Ever bewitched by destiny and ever made humble by experience. A land that can build railroads, spaceships, and computers, but still can't see certain people for the hearts that beat within them. A place you so desperately want to hate, but cannot help but love and admire.
The land of a thousand stories.
The land of a thousand stories.
America......it is what it is.
by garcalej June 14, 2019
All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.
Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.
Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.
"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"
"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."
"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."
by garcalej February 01, 2019
1). In tennis, whenever a player misses an otherwise easy or effortless shot due to their own inattentiveness rather than the opposing player's skill.
2.) In politics, a polite term for when someone ends up creating their own scandal through poor or tactless decision making.
2.) In politics, a polite term for when someone ends up creating their own scandal through poor or tactless decision making.
1.) Bobby Sands failing to make that save at Wimbledon was an unforced error.
2.) Donald's Trump's statement about Mexican migrants "bringing in drugs" and being "rapists" during the 2016 campaign was an unforced error that cast a cloud over his entire presidency.
2.) Donald's Trump's statement about Mexican migrants "bringing in drugs" and being "rapists" during the 2016 campaign was an unforced error that cast a cloud over his entire presidency.
by garcalej June 01, 2018
A small, furry species of domesticated rodent that is regularly entrusted to small children as a means of testing whether or not they have any sociopathic tendencies.
by garcalej June 25, 2018
The ability to influence, control, or otherwise change things no person could ever possibly effect by natural means.
To turn wood into gold, that is magic.
To make water flow backwards, that is magic.
To see one’s own future, that is magic.
To make water flow backwards, that is magic.
To see one’s own future, that is magic.
by garcalej November 29, 2020
The Urban Dictionary...for all your dirty thoughts.
by garcalej February 17, 2015
1.) In tennis, a missed shot due not to an opponent's skill but to the player's own mistakes and inattentiveness.
2.) In politics, a polite way of saying that someone has screwed up royally, creating a crisis not because of events out of their control but through their own tactless decisions.
2.) In politics, a polite way of saying that someone has screwed up royally, creating a crisis not because of events out of their control but through their own tactless decisions.
1.) Bobby Sands missing that shot at Wimbeldon was an unforced error.
2.) President Trump's declaration during the 2016 election that Mexican migrants are "bringing crime" and are "rapists" was an unforced error on his part which later complicated his attempts to strike a deal with Democrats on immigration reform.
2.) President Trump's declaration during the 2016 election that Mexican migrants are "bringing crime" and are "rapists" was an unforced error on his part which later complicated his attempts to strike a deal with Democrats on immigration reform.
by garcalej May 31, 2018