Harsk

A totally awesome phrase and way of living only to be spoken by those who have experienced what harsk really means and are then titled worthy by the holy elk king's legacies Stephen "The Fierce" Ganley and Grant "The Majestic" Roach

Dude last night i had a dream...i realized the true meaning of harsk, it was beautiful

by Harsk4Life April 26, 2011

Harkees

Canadian term for nice male breasts. Large saggy male boobs caused by weight gain and arrogance.

Damn did you see those Harkees? They are bigger than grapefruits, eh?

by Slick4557 May 19, 2023

Captain Jack Harkness

A character in the popular BBC series of Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood. Played by John Barrowman, MBE. Captain Jack first appeared in the episode " The Empty Child" . Unfortunately Jack dies in his travels with the Doctor but is reserected by Rose when she absorbs the time vortex , it is later discovered that he is immortal. In the Future Jack is knowen as the face of Boe. Jack is the first non-heterosexual character in Doctor Who. A flirt Jack has often been referred to as a "walking innuendo".

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.

by TheNerp December 20, 2014

Hark upon the Gale

A line from the William and Mary alma mater song. The full verse goes:

"William and Mary, loved of old,
Hark upon the gale!
Hear the thunder of our chorus,
Alma mater hail!"

The college and the students use this phrase a lot, both seriously and in jokes. It is a well-known phrase to anyone at the college.

A few freshmen in the dining hall, loudly: "William and Mary, loved of old..."
Camille: Some freshmen are singing the Alma Mater agian.
Joey: Let's join them!
Camille: Are you serious?
Literally everyone in the dining hall: HARK UPON THE GALE! HEAR THE THUNDER OF OUR CHORUS...

by naked streaker September 24, 2018

King Harkinian

The King on the Zelda CD-i games. He stars in thousands of YouTube Poops, and his line "Mah Boi..." has spawned an Internet Meme.

Mah boi, this dinner is what all true Triforces of Courage DIE for
-King Harkinian

by TheFartingBaby September 28, 2009

harkness test

The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must:
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.

If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.

*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.

Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.

Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.

by imsorrymom July 20, 2019

Agatha Harkness

The hottest female MCU Villain played by Kathryn Han herself.

“Agatha Harkness is hot.”
“She killed a dog.”
“As she should.😩☝🏻“

by Marvelvibes March 6, 2021