Hard-Attack 

A public involuntary boner.

Scott suddenly realized he was having a hard-attack in the cafeteria after watching Susanne peel her banana across the lunch table.

Hard-Attack by Leaves1986 June 11, 2011

Hard-attack 

Random boner, getting a boner so hard that your brain starts to hurt.

She got me so wind up that I’m about to get a hard-attack.

Hard-attack by Quangbangspidermang June 29, 2019

hard attack 

A sudden, intense succession of erections. Usually happens after seeing someone everyone knows you like but won't admit it.

When Jarrett Doll saw Emily at the mall, he had a major hard attack.

hard attack by Niggafresh December 27, 2009

hard attack 

An uncontrolled raging-boner brought on by the presence of a bad ass chick. Also happens when watching porn in dorm rooms or on computers across the US. Can be fatal if not treated immediately. If no one is present to treat the affected area, self medication is often suggested. A travel size bottle of lotion should be kept in your pocket as a safety precaution when going out on first dates.

Her:(approaching a random stranger in a department store dressing room.) Excuse me, but can you unbutton my blouse? It seems to be a little too...tight.

Sucker: (shaking) Umm...s-s-sure..!

Her: Oops, nevermind! I think I'm just going to go back in and...finger, oh I mean, figure it out, hehe. *walks off*

Suckers friend: Damn, dude. What took you so long?

Sucker: Sorry, some bitch just gave me a hard attack.

hard attack by The Token Black Guy April 20, 2006

Hard Attack 

instant arousing caused by a she female:

"Cecilie was so damn hot at the party last nite, she almost gave me a hard attack in front of everyone"

Hard Attack by Androix October 2, 2009

hard attack 

An unfortunate medical phenomena caused by an overdosing on drugs such as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. Excess blood flow to the penis causes health issues throughout the rest of the body.

"I heard that Nick took seven Viagras to make sure that his dick-in-a-box joke worked out right, only to have a hard attack and black out on his floor."

hard attack by Alex Applegate January 17, 2009

Hard Attack 

When a officer has a panic attack that raises their blood pressure, then psychs themself out and belives they may be having a Heart Attack needs an ambulance to evaluate their health.

Tom is having a "Hard Attack" hurry get him a shot of "Normasaline"

Hard Attack by FireSlayer69 November 29, 2018