hard attack

A sudden, intense succession of erections. Usually happens after seeing someone everyone knows you like but won't admit it.
When Jarrett Doll saw Emily at the mall, he had a major hard attack.
by Niggafresh December 27, 2009
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Finnish Potato

When you stick your nutsack in a girl's ear while fingering her in the anus and pussy.
I gave a Finnish Potato yesterday.
by Niggafresh July 25, 2008
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