Harbaughed

To be emasculated during a handshake

Getting owned by a bigger stronger man during a handshake...

Jim Schwartz got harbaughed...

by Texast505 November 19, 2011

harbaughed

To be defeated by the narrowest of margins

John - "I missed qualifying for that position by less than 3 points"
Jim - "yeah, I got harbaughed too, I missed it at the last minute too"

by mastertrainer1978 February 12, 2012

Harbaugh Handshake

Shooting your load in both hands, followed by shaking your partner's hand while slapping them on the back.

"Had to wash my hands with the quickness after I Harbaugh Handshaked that chick last night."

by Friends Of Danger October 20, 2011

Harbaughs.khakis

Harbaughs.khakis is a stupid meme page on Instagram, don’t follow him. He likes black girls way too much, and his friends often call him a white Uncle Tom. Once he even said he would lick a WNBA player’s ab sweat.

“Yeah Harbaughs.khakis is a white Uncle Tom”

by Ghetto.ramsey September 25, 2019

Harbaugh

Having the ability to crush the souls and spirits of someones competition. Inflicting pain and sorrow upon a team wishing to compete against you.

We had high hopes of beating our rival this year, until they released the Harbaugh on us.

by mercury69 December 30, 2014

harbaugh moment

Having a moment in which you celebrate for an exciting win, moment, feeling, etc. that you may have at any moment and you rub someone the wrong way during the celebration.

I had a harbaugh moment when I got two snacks at the vending machine when I payed for one. Then Jerry got pissed because I didn't give him my extra skittles.

by whatsapseudonym21 November 28, 2011

harbaugh

adj.- inexplicably awesome/superior to others... god-like

verb- to completely dominate in a superior/god-like fashion

Term coined in the san francisco bay area after the superiorly dominant coaching performance of one Jim Harbaugh...

Adj...

Fred: Dude, did you see that midget completely kick the shit out of that 300 pound guy?

Ted: Yeah, that shit was harbaugh.

Verb...

Fred: Dude, did you see that midget completely kick the shit out of that 300 pound guy?

Ted: Yeah, that fool was harbaugh'd...

by Dompeezel December 15, 2011