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Harbaugh 

Having the ability to crush the souls and spirits of someones competition. Inflicting pain and sorrow upon a team wishing to compete against you.
We had high hopes of beating our rival this year, until they released the Harbaugh on us.
Harbaugh by mercury69 December 30, 2014
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harbaugh 

adj.- inexplicably awesome/superior to others... god-like

verb- to completely dominate in a superior/god-like fashion

Term coined in the san francisco bay area after the superiorly dominant coaching performance of one Jim Harbaugh...
Adj...

Fred: Dude, did you see that midget completely kick the shit out of that 300 pound guy?

Ted: Yeah, that shit was harbaugh.

Verb...

Fred: Dude, did you see that midget completely kick the shit out of that 300 pound guy?

Ted: Yeah, that fool was harbaugh'd...
harbaugh by Dompeezel December 15, 2011

Harbaugh 

1) To boldly lie in the face of facts

2) To believe that the entire world is diabolical and against you
Joe tried to Harbaugh his way out of work but his boss wasn't buying it.

Max smoked so much weed he started Harbaughing
Harbaugh by JROCK77 June 27, 2012

Harbaugh 

A man that has yet to beat Ohio State. Harbaugh is so fixated on beating Ohio State that he wears Woody Hayes' styled glasses even though he doesn't have any eyes issues.
Harbaugh gets paid $8 million a year to get run over by Michigan's rivals.
Harbaugh by Sir Memelot September 16, 2018

Harbaugh Handshake

Shooting your load in both hands, followed by shaking your partner's hand while slapping them on the back.
"Had to wash my hands with the quickness after I Harbaugh Handshaked that chick last night."

harbaugh moment 

Having a moment in which you celebrate for an exciting win, moment, feeling, etc. that you may have at any moment and you rub someone the wrong way during the celebration.
I had a harbaugh moment when I got two snacks at the vending machine when I payed for one. Then Jerry got pissed because I didn't give him my extra skittles.
harbaugh moment by whatsapseudonym21 November 28, 2011

Harbaugh harassment 

The relentless pursuit of a talented person you want to play for your team, work for your company or work for you directly. You doggedly hound the person and are willing to do whatever it takes to prove your interest in them. Jim Harbaugh, coach, college football, recruiting, recruiting trail, driven, fanatic, passionate, hungry, Michigan, Wolverines, Michigan Wolverines, crazy, fan, NCAA football, NCAA, Big Ten, Big 10, Big Ten Football, Big 10 Football
I've been suffering from Harbaugh harassment from this football coach for 3 months. He calls me every day, texts me on the weekend and is willing to come and mow my lawn. I might just have to pick his school after all of this attention.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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