Harbaughed

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To be emasculated during a handshake

Getting owned by a bigger stronger man during a handshake...

Jim Schwartz got harbaughed...

Harbaughed by Texast505 November 19, 2011

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harbaughed

To be defeated by the narrowest of margins

John - "I missed qualifying for that position by less than 3 points"
Jim - "yeah, I got harbaughed too, I missed it at the last minute too"

harbaughed by mastertrainer1978 February 12, 2012

Harbaugh Handshake

Shooting your load in both hands, followed by shaking your partner's hand while slapping them on the back.

"Had to wash my hands with the quickness after I Harbaugh Handshaked that chick last night."

Harbaugh Handshake by Friends Of Danger October 20, 2011

Harbaughs.khakis

Harbaughs.khakis is a stupid meme page on Instagram, don’t follow him. He likes black girls way too much, and his friends often call him a white Uncle Tom. Once he even said he would lick a WNBA player’s ab sweat.

“Yeah Harbaughs.khakis is a white Uncle Tom”

Harbaughs.khakis by Ghetto.ramsey September 25, 2019

Harbaugh

Having the ability to crush the souls and spirits of someones competition. Inflicting pain and sorrow upon a team wishing to compete against you.

We had high hopes of beating our rival this year, until they released the Harbaugh on us.

Harbaugh by mercury69 December 30, 2014

harbaugh moment

Having a moment in which you celebrate for an exciting win, moment, feeling, etc. that you may have at any moment and you rub someone the wrong way during the celebration.

I had a harbaugh moment when I got two snacks at the vending machine when I payed for one. Then Jerry got pissed because I didn't give him my extra skittles.

harbaugh moment by whatsapseudonym21 November 28, 2011

harbaugh

adj.- inexplicably awesome/superior to others... god-like

verb- to completely dominate in a superior/god-like fashion

Term coined in the san francisco bay area after the superiorly dominant coaching performance of one Jim Harbaugh...

Adj...

Fred: Dude, did you see that midget completely kick the shit out of that 300 pound guy?

Ted: Yeah, that shit was harbaugh.

Verb...

Fred: Dude, did you see that midget completely kick the shit out of that 300 pound guy?

Ted: Yeah, that fool was harbaugh'd...

harbaugh by Dompeezel December 15, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026