Fred: My brothers are going to teach me a move called happy tapioca. I don't know what it is but, apparently I will be blindfolded and submerged in pudding!
A form of sex where you get inflated with pudding untill you poop usually after you get butt fucked in a pool of pudding as you know the iceing on the cake.
"Hey what are you doing today?"
"My husband is giving me a happy tapioca tonight!"
A wrestling move where in the recipient is sodomized by the whole team then blindfolded before being submerged into a bathtub full of semen which they call “a tapioca pit” and then the whole team urinates on them.
“Before I knew it they had me, locked into the forbidden move. A happy tapioca!”
“Your brother is so gay he asked the wrestling team to give him a happy tapioca!”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.